Free Website. Live in 5 Days.
Leads in 90, Guaranteed.
A done-for-you SEO website for UK small businesses. Zero upfront. Pay only when it's live and working.
80+ five-star Google reviews★★★★★ ABN 73 630 143 190built by Loudachris
Real businesses · Real outcomes · The same team now serving the UK
Six guarantees. All in writing.
Read every promise below. Each one lives word-for-word in the agreement we send before any commitment.
5-day delivery
Live in 5 working days, or your build is free for life.
90-day lead guarantee
First qualified lead within 90 days, or we keep working at no cost.
Price lock
Your monthly fee is locked for 24 months. No surprise hikes.
Full ownership
You own your domain, content and code from day one.
No lock-in
Cancel after the minimum term with 30 days notice. No exit fees.
No calls
Everything by email or Loom. You stay in your business. We do the build.
You've been here before.
Maybe it was the £4,500 website that looked nice and ranked nowhere. Maybe it was the agency charging £800 a month for SEO that never seemed to land a single lead. Maybe it was the locked-in 12-month contract you couldn't get out of.
Most small business owners deserve a better deal than this. A website built for search from day one, designed for the actual jobs your customers are typing into Google.
A website that pays for itself with one extra job, not one that sits there as another monthly bill.
From form to first lead, here's the path.
Five steps. No calls in any of them. Every handover happens by email or Loom video.
Apply
Tell us about your business and which plan you want. 60 seconds.
Agreement
Written agreement in your inbox within 24 hours. One e-sign. No call.
Intake
Fill in the intake form. The 5-day build clock starts.
Approve
Review your site via Loom. Two written feedback rounds maximum.
Live
Site goes live. Tracking confirmed. First invoice issued only then.
Here's what's included. Built for £0 upfront.
Stated value of the build and first month of care: £2,000+
The build (free)
- Niche keyword research and competitor map
- Hand-built SEO website for your trade in your city or area
- Homepage, up to 8 service pages, about, contact, and blog framework
- Design and copy (we write it, you approve it)
- Mobile-first responsive design
- Schema markup so Google knows exactly what you do
- Google Business Profile alignment
Hosting + Ranking Care
- UK-edge hosting with SSL, daily backups, security monitoring
- Phone call tracking on every call from your site
- Form tracking on every enquiry
- Monthly ranking work and on-page improvements
- Monthly content piece (one new service area page or FAQ)
- Monthly written report on traffic, calls, leads, rankings
- Minor edits and updates as needed
Real businesses. Real outcomes. The same team and method.
Three Australian small business owners on camera. Same SEO method now serving UK small businesses through freeseowebsites.co.uk. UK launches arriving on this page as they go live.
Three ways to invest. All start at £0.
First payment only triggers when your site is live and tracking is confirmed. Same team. Same standards. Different price point.
- Free 5-day build
- Hosting + ranking care included
- Cancel after 6 months · 30 days notice
- Free 5-day build
- Hosting + ranking care included
- Price locked 24 months
- Cancel after 12 months · 30 days notice
Why it costs more: full flexibility, zero lock-in.
- Free 5-day build
- Hosting + ranking care included
- Cancel any time · 30 days notice
How the 90-day lead guarantee actually works.
What counts as a lead?
A unique inbound phone call of 60 seconds or longer, or a completed contact or quote form on your website. Tracked through call tracking and form analytics installed on day one.
What doesn't count?
Friends, family, existing customers, suppliers, sales calls, spam, or traffic from paid ads.
What if there are no leads?
We keep working at no cost for up to 3 additional free months. If after that no leads have come, both parties walk away with no fees owed.
See if you qualify. 60 seconds.
No call, no commitment. We'll email back within 24 hours with a written agreement or a polite decline.
Everything you want to ask before you claim a slot.
Because acquiring a customer for a recurring care plan via paid ads is expensive. Building you a high-quality SEO website for free costs us roughly the same as one month of advertising spend, and gives you a much better deal. We win when you stay because the site keeps working.
No catch. The only commitments are the monthly care plan you choose and giving us the inputs we need (logo if you have one, photos if you have them, business details). After your minimum term, you can cancel and you keep the site, the domain, and the code.
Yes. Domain, hosting, content, and code transfer to you on day one. If you ever leave, we hand over everything. No held-hostage assets.
No. We deliberately don't do calls for the standard offer. Everything happens by email or short Loom video. This is what keeps our build cost low and your build free. If you must speak to someone, we are not the right fit.
You get two written feedback rounds. We make changes within 48 hours of each round. If after both rounds you still hate it, we walk away with no fees owed.
Most clients see their first qualified lead within 30 to 60 days of launch. Our guarantee is 90 days. If you don't see a qualified lead in 90 days, we work for free until you do.
We're operated from Australia by Loudachris Digital Marketing (ABN 73 630 143 190). The same team has built and ranked 80+ sites for Australian small businesses with five-star Google reviews. We now serve UK small businesses with the same method, asynchronously, at UK-localised pricing of £197/mo + VAT.
No. About 40% of our clients are starting from scratch. The other 60% are replacing something that didn't rank.
No. Our care plan includes UK-edge hosting with monitoring, backups, SSL, and security. We can't guarantee performance on hosting we don't control.
This offer is built for the operator-owned small business. Above 15 staff your needs and budget are different and you're better served by a custom build. Email Chris and we'll point you in the right direction.
Yes. Give 30 days written notice and you can leave any time after your minimum term. No exit fees, no hostage situations. The site, domain, and code are yours.
Monthly: ranking work, one new content piece, on-page improvements, written report. Always: UK-edge hosting, SSL, backups, security, call tracking, form tracking, minor edits.
No. All prices on this site exclude VAT (the UK rate is currently 20%). VAT-registered businesses can normally reclaim it, so we list the ex-VAT figure as the headline. If you're not VAT-registered, multiply the headline by 1.2 to see your true monthly cost.
Chris from Loudachris Digital Marketing builds every site personally. No outsourcing, no offshoring, no junior agency staff. You get one named person who owns the result.
3 build slots left this month.
Apply in 60 seconds. Written proposal in your inbox within 48 hours. No call needed.